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Plants vs Zombies 2 (It's About Time)

This game is dawg fun.  Download it. Play it.  Beat up the Yettie and take his lunch box!  Maybe you find a pirate key, or an Egypt key!

Gotta play ahead and then go back for the extra stars later for the harder challenges.  But focus on unlocking the extra sun bonus (to start with 75 instead of 50), the plant upgrade in the pirate area (they come early in the stage) and finally, the keys to unlock extra seed slot.

Read the almanac because the seed profiles are dawg funny boss!!! Dawg Funny!!!

This is JJB to the you know me, BAM!!!

Lifes Mysteries

Hello my minions.  What are life's mysteries? and no, don't say child birth or rainbows, this is NOT the place and I am NOT the person for that!

I am talking about the Bermuda Triangle.  Can it possibly be migrating.  I think that there is one over here because I could have SWORN that I put my lunch in the fridge (at work).  But, when I went back, it was gone!!!! OMG!!! I realized that it could be in my fridgerato.  I don't call it a refrigerator because it does not sound like that is what it really is.  Basically, I buy cold food, put it in, and it stays cold.  It does not re -frigerate the food otherwise, it will have to let my food get warm and then cool it again.  Right?

So, where is my lunch?  Right?  The Bermuda Triangle must has it now.

Not to mention, that my apple was packed with it too.  Now, no apples for JimJim and we knows, hopefully buy now, how much I really like apples.

All for now.

Double J, Beano BAM!!!!

Frozen Shoes

Would frozen shoes be any better than no shoes at all?

Seriously, what if you had to walk over some thorns, or were stranded in a hot desert?

Would you drink your shoes as they melted, cuz after all, you would die of thirst.  Or, would you wear them because the sand is so hot?  Quite the dilemma!!! Eh?

If you think your choices in life ever become too difficult, just remember "what if you had to wear frozen shoes?".  Life's choices will not be so hard then, would they?

BAM!!!

The 5 Greatest Things In Life

Since I like to start from the top and work my way down...

#1
Apples:  Love Em!!!  Gotta have Em!!!

#2-5
Um, the other 4 things really don't matter.

Patel Cartel

My Patel Cartel.

It has recently come to my attention that you are all related!!! Yep, all this time, I thought that I have been spamming the same person with 3 different aliases.  I have many different names.  Nancy Fancy Pants, for one.  So, Three! for the price of one!  BAM BAM BAM!!!

So the new year is in approach, and I STILL like apples.  Who knew after all this time?  I hope you like them too.  I will feel better, at least, thinking that you do.  Good fiber, aids in digestion, vitamins (or as I like to call them, BiteAmins, since you bite them... get it?) oh, and they alleviate constipation.  If you have any doubts, just drink apple cider and you will be getting the runs like never before... or maybe that is just me?  I almost scratched me eyz out it was so bad.

Anyway, I digress.  I was saying how, um, are you guys related? or not?  Nobody every answers me back.  Good thing I like to hear myself talk eh?

Man, I fourgot what I was saying now.  Anyway.  You will hear from me again and until then.  BAM!!!