My Patel Cartel.
It has recently come to my
attention that you are all related!!! Yep, all this time, I thought that
I have been spamming the same person with 3 different aliases. I have
many different names. Nancy Fancy Pants, for one. So, Three! for the
price of one! BAM BAM BAM!!!
So the new
year is in approach, and I STILL like apples. Who knew after all this
time? I hope you like them too. I will feel better, at least, thinking
that you do. Good fiber, aids in digestion, vitamins (or as I like to
call them, BiteAmins, since you bite them... get it?) oh, and they
alleviate constipation. If you have any doubts, just drink apple cider
and you will be getting the runs like never before... or maybe that is
just me? I almost scratched me eyz out it was so bad.
Anyway,
I digress. I was saying how, um, are you guys related? or not? Nobody
every answers me back. Good thing I like to hear myself talk eh?
Man, I fourgot what I was saying now. Anyway. You will hear from me again and until then. BAM!!!
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